Call me (between 8am and 8pm) or email me with your preferred date/s, time, and duration so we can compare diaries. Bookings will not be accepted via withheld numbers, and I won't reply to texts.

As I am part-time my availability is limited, so the more notice you give the more chance I’ll be able to see you; I work on a minimum of 24 hours notice anyway unless we've met before (in which case if you phone me by 9am on the day you'd like to meet I will be happy for you to visit if I'm available).

Using the calendar (below)
If you’re in “month” view, click on “busy” on the day you’re interested in and a box will come up with more info. If you click on “week” view it’s clearer, and the busy times (when I’m unavailable), within my afore mentioned working hours, are shown as blue blocks.

Although I’m happy to take enquiries via private email or mobile, for my security and peace of mind before I can confirm the booking, I will need to know that you are who you say you are. I shall need your full name, address, and you to call me from your landline. I’ll then look you up in Directory Enquiries and hopefully I’ll find you there. Please don’t worry, the call only needs to be long enough for the number to show on my mobile so there is no need for us to have a chat if it’s awkward for you, and I will NEVER call you back on that number unless you ask me to. If you get straight through to voicemail please DO NOT leave a message or your number won't show. Simply hang up immediately and Orange will text me your number.

If this is not possible, or you are ex-directory, I’m also happy to accept some forms of email ID verification provided it has your name and address on it, e.g. utility bills (you can blank out the private bits if you like), emailed receipts. Needless to say, this information is for my personal security, and will never be divulged. Any problems or concerns let me know and I’ll try and work something out so we can meet.

I’ll also accept calls to/from work phones (provided they too are listed in Directory Enquiries or on a company website), or emails from company addresses such as "joe.blogs@yourcompanyname.com".

I will reply to emails ASAP but please note I am not glued to my PC all the time, so please allow 24 hours for a response. If you’ve not received a reply within 48 hours your message may have gone straight to my spam folder and been overlooked, so please phone me to check before assuming I’ve ignored you. However, if you email a one-liner, use text speak, do not use your name or mine, or are smutty (such as "i want to **** u up the *** wen u next free babe") I won't reply. Otherwise I always respond to emails, or have an auto-response set up if I’m away. If you are after a short notice booking (within a couple of days) it’s advisable to phone rather than email in case I don’t get a chance to go online. Thanks.

I look forward to meeting you soon...Carpe Diem!