I’m in a relationship and am worried you’ll be indiscreet. What do you do to avoid mishaps? A number of things...
Firstly, I never make contact with you unless you’ve asked me to, and even then only on the number or email address you’ve specified as safe.
If I see you in the street I will pretend I don’t know you. This is to safeguard you in case I’ve not noticed you’re with someone (and you subsequently have to explain to them how I know you...eeek!).

I will not wear perfume during our date. This is because it has a tendency to come off on clothes. For the same reason, I would respectfully ask you keep aftershave and body spray to a minimum, preferably not wearing it at all. Something to keep your underarms fresh is fine though.

Talking of scents, I have unscented soap in the shower so you can go home smelling of you rather than me!

Do you enjoy your job?
On the whole yes I do. As I don't work a "production line" I'm not jaded, despite having been in this business for a few years.

Do your friends and family know what you do?
Yes, everyone that means anything to me knows.

Do you mind if I smoke?
As a non-smoker I’d rather you didn’t, and I’m afraid I don’t allow smoking on my premises at all. This includes the gardens.

Do you provide the condoms?
Yes. I have a few different ones so we should find one that fits.

Would you provide OWO?
You may be surprised to learn that there are health risks involved with this practice, therefore it isn’t something I offer.

I know you’re already booked, but if I pay extra will you cancel that client and see me instead?
Absolutely not. How would you like it if you were the client I cancelled to see someone else?

What are your statistics?
34B-27-34. I'm 5'6" in bare feet and about 5'10" in shoes

Is it really you in the pictures?
Yes, and it's often been said they don't do me justice. I'm just not very photogenic unfortunately.

Are the fees all inclusive or are there hidden extras?
There are no hidden extra costs. I'm happy to provide refreshments and shower facilities (including clean towels and unscented soap), but you are most welcome to bring a bottle of wine or your own toiletries if you prefer though.

I’m a virgin/very inexperienced with women, is this ok?
I’m an empathic and experienced woman who will not rush you, but gently guide you in a relaxed, unhurried, and easy-going way. I’m more than happy to give tuition should you want that.

I’m younger than you, is that OK?
I treat each person individually, but I often find I have more in common with men over 30. Saying that, I have met some lovely men in their 20s, so it really depends on your attitude and how you approach me. If you email in text speak, are disrespectful, or seem immature, then I won’t meet you regardless of age. I have no upper age limit, so as long as you fancy my company I’m happy to see you.

I'm disabled, will you still see me?
Yes, but I'm afraid if you are unable to climb a flight of stairs you'll find my incall facilities unsuitable.

I'm shy. Can we get to know eachother before we meet? I'm happy to exchange a couple of emails and I would like you to phone for a chat anyway to prove to me that you're serious, but please bear in mind that due to the nature of the business it really isn't feasible to build a relationship first. You'll just need to bite the bullet and meet me I'm afraid.

Is it ok to buy a gift?
Gifts are never expected, but are gratefully received when given.
I’m mad on books (non-fiction...I have a thirst for knowledge) so Amazon e-mailed gift certificates are great, or how about browsing my Amazon wish list for ideas. Just type my email address into the Wish List search and up I pop! Items have been rated in order of priority, and if nothing else, it'll give you a real insight into my interests.

Wild meat (ooer missus!) such as venison, pigeon, rabbit, squirrel and pheasant makes a slightly unusual but very much appreciated gift. I don't mind if it needs plucking/skinning/butchering either. Speciality sausages are well received too, but as I'm passionate about animal welfare and the environment, only meat from free-range and (preferably) organic or low impact farms only please.

Chocolates. Especially Lindt and Thornton’s Continental...yum! I'm not overkeen on plain chocolate unless it's in a selection though.

I love flowers too, especially sunflowers, gerbera daisies, and scented roses. Even nicer would be a bunch of cottage type flowers from your own garden.

Jewellery is tricky as I have quite unusual tastes, but if you want to take the chance, then white metal such as silver is far more flattering to my skin tones than yellow metal, and I love aquamarine and laboradite.

I really enjoyed my time with you, can we keep in touch?
Well, this is an awkward one to answer. Receiving the odd email from clients every now and then can be nice, but it's not really appropriate to phone or email purely for chats too often. And please don't forget, as I've mentioned on my bookings page, I don't reply to text messages.